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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard All His Life
How Do Asians Name Their Kids? They Throw Them Down
Those That Forget The Pasta Are Doomed To Reheat It
I Once Bought My Kid A Set Of Batteries For
I Run Faster Horny Than You Do Scared
Why Did The Bee Get Married? Because He Found His
Another One Was: Doc, I Can't Stop Singing The
A Woman Is Like Canned Food: One Opens And Everyone
I've Spent The Past Four Years Looking For My
Where Were You I Have Been Waiting For Half An
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