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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you call a fat psychic
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
How many apples grow on a tree
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Would you like the milk in a bag
My daughter screeched
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What do you call a fake noodle
Soup or salad?
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