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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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A furniture store keeps calling me
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What time did the man go to the dentist
I don't trust stairs
How do I look?
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Can you put my shoes on
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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