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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
The shovel
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
A furniture store keeps calling me
Would you like the milk in a bag
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I don't play soccer
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
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You'll Never Be As Lazy As Whoever Named The
Emily sue passed away and billy-bob called 911
Are You A Mum? I Am Not A Dad! Maybe
Sorry I'm Late. I Was Trying To Think Of
How did the redneck die drinking milk
I'd Like To Think Inside Your Box
I Would Ask You How Old You Are But I
Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
What's Alike With Bikes And Black People? They Only