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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you get from a pampered cow
People don't like having to bend over
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Can you put the cat out
The rotation of earth
A furniture store keeps calling me
I just watched a program about beavers
My daughter screeched
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Would you like the milk in a bag
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