Over the past several months, my company has shorted my paychecks several times, anywhere from $75 to $300.
Each time this has happened, the payroll department made me wait two weeks before they corrected the error.
Last payday the situation reversed.
Everyone with direct deposit was paid twice.
I quickly withdrew every dollar from my bank account before the mistake could be corrected.
When payroll called about the mistake, I grinned from ear to ear.
I said, 'Yes, I noticed the mistake.
I will correct it in two weeks!'
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