Supposedly G.B.
Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.
Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: 'Cannot come first night.
Will come second night if you have one.'
Shaw promptly replied: 'Here are two tickets for the second night.
Bring a friend if you have one.'
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