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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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A furniture store keeps calling me
Don t forget a bucket
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I could tell a joke about pizza
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Hey I was thinking
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I used to hate facial hair
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop sat on the barber s chair and said i ll have a shave and a shoe shine
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