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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
I used to hate facial hair
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Why don't eggs tell jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Would you like the milk in a bag
Soup or salad?
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