How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A Stick!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog!
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, dang!
A bad skydiver goes, dang!
whack.
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