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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I made a pencil with two erasers
What time did the man go to the dentist
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I could tell a joke about pizza
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Would you like the milk in a bag
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