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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
What time did the man go to the dentist
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
My daughter screeched
Soup or salad?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How many apples grow on a tree
What do you call a fake noodle
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