4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ You Do Not Need A Parachute
One Liner Jokes: You Do Not Need A Parachute
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Next Joke:
Never Get Into Fights With Ugly People, They Have Nothing
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
I Require Three Things In A Man. He Must Be
I Used To Date A Girl That Reported The Weather
Try An Internship! Internships Give You All The Experience Of
What Does A Panda Ghost Eat? Bam-BOO
Ninety Two Percent Of Cross-eyed Teachers Have Difficulty Controlling
The Film Industry Is Like Anne Robinson - Always On The
Best Friends: Ready To Die For Each Other, But Will
Dance Dance Revolution Is An Intense Game But An Even
Imagine Being 5 Minutes From The End Of The Longest
I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes...I've Seen
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Your Mama Is So Stupid, She Thought You Were Smart
My Wife Installed A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Said
Hey, I'm Not Saying Hitler Was A Great Guy
Me: Let's Stay In Bed. Me Also: Good Idea
Please Spread The Word. Sure, No Problem! W O R
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
Why did god invent a man first
I Need Hug(e Amount Of Money
What Do You Call A Owl That Does Magic Tricks
I Asked My Wife If She Ever Fantasizes About Me