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One Liner Jokes: Most Of My Life Is Spent
Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Syria.
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Unless You're The Lead Dog, The View Never Changes
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