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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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There were 3 men in an airplane one dropped a pineapple the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb
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A mexican italian and an american were going down the road in a truck
Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices a dishy blonde behind him has raised her hand and is smiling at him
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table
On christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said bill i want you to promise me that when i die you will have my remains cremated
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