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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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A furniture store keeps calling me
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I made a pencil with two erasers
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What do you get from a pampered cow
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Can you put the cat out
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There was a terrible bus accident
I Said "no" To Drugs, But They Just Wouldn't
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It Ain't The Jeans That Make Your Butt Look
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A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
How Can You Ever Be Late For Anything In London
Yo mama is so fat that when she
Your moms so fat i ran round your