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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I don't trust stairs
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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