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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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You might be a lawyer if
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
You know you need a different lawyer when
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
Definition of a lawyer
A good lawyer knows the law
Two men are in court on drug charges
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
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