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If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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You're So Short When You Smoke Weed You Don
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If Every Day Is A Gift, I'd Like A
I Want To Die Peacefully In My Sleep, Like My
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Relationships Are A Lot Like Algebra. Have You Ever Looked
If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going
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