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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
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Random lawyers jokes
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie
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What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad
How are lawyers like whores
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A good lawyer knows the law
I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
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