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Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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We Just Got A Fax. At Work. We Didn't
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Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner
Women With Pasts Interest Men... They Hope History Will Repeat
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Ask You To
A Hard Thing About A Business Is Minding Your Own
If A Woman Has Fallen - An Idiot Will Walk By
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