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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Soup or salad?
I have a dad bod
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
The rotation of earth
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
The shovel
I would avoid the sushi
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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She's So Fat, She Fell Down And Rocked Herself
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Never Get Into Fights With Ugly People, They Have Nothing
I work with animals
Trying Is The First Step Towards Failure
She Is So Fat If You Told Her To Haul
Yo mama is so stupid she took
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