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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What's brown and sticky
Paper or plastic?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I would avoid the sushi
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
What's brown and sticky
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Would you like the milk in a bag
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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