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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Make me a sandwich!
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I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you get from a pampered cow
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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