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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do I look?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I made a pencil with two erasers
When a dad drives past a cow
I just watched a program about beavers
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I've got a great joke about construction
What do you call a fake noodle
I could tell a joke about pizza
I would avoid the sushi
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