Gay and Rabbi
A gay guy and a Rabbi die and go to heaven.
When they approach the gates of heaven the rabbi is told 'You can stay here as long as you don't let your greed for money get to you'
and then the gay guy is told 'And you can stay here as long as you don't let your gay urges get the best of you.
If either of you break these rules, you will both go to hell'.
The next day the rabbi sees a hundred dollar bill on the floor and decides to pick it up.
Suddenly POOF POOF.
Both men go to hell...
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