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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I made a pencil with two erasers
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I have a dad bod
Want to hear a joke about paper
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
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