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One Liner Jokes: I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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A Woman Participating In A Survey Was Asked How She
Don't Steal. That's The Government's Job
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Men? On The Whole, I'd Rather Buy New Batteries
I Use Artificial Sweetener At Work. I Add It To
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