A cucumber, a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The cucumber says 'my life sucks, when i get big fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me into a salad'... The pickle says 'when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar'... The penis says 'U think thats bad... when i get big fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark damp room and bang my head against the wall til i throw up and pass out!'
Next Joke: Son how do u control ur anger when i have beaten u