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Dad Jokes: Can You Put The Cat Out
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.
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People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Can you put my shoes on
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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