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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I have a dad bod
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