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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Don t forget a bucket
Dads 50th birthday card
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
How does a penguin build it's house
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I've got a great joke about construction
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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