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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Paper or plastic?
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Make me a sandwich!
Why don't eggs tell jokes
People don't like having to bend over
Want to hear a joke about paper
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
My daughter screeched
Can you put my shoes on
Would you like the milk in a bag
Hey I was thinking
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There was once a young man who
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Women With Pasts Interest Men... They Hope History Will Repeat
What do you call 20 french politicians face down in the channel
What do you call a pair of robbers
Don't Go Through That Door That Mysteriously Opened All
A Straight Face And A Sincere-sounding "Huh?" Have Gotten
I Don't Have A Fitbit. But I Have A
Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot