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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
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