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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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People say they pick their nose
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Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Don t forget a bucket
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Sorry about your wait
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