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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
Would you like the milk in a bag
I would avoid the sushi
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Dads 50th birthday card
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
How do I look?
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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