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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I've never gone to a gun range before
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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When a dad drives past a cow
My daughter screeched
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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