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One Liner Jokes: Keep Your Eyes Wide Open Before
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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10 one liner jokes
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I'm Sure Wherever My Dad Is: He's Looking
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I Might Drive You Crazy, But At Least I'll
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