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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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How Can You Tell If A Man Is Happy? Who
Ever Since I Took Geometry At School, My Life Has
You Have The Nicest Syntax I've Ever Seen
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Let's Emotionally Damage Each Other And Call It Love
A Woman's Favorite Position Is CEO
We Have All Heard That A Million Monkeys Banging On
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