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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
I have a dad bod
Make me a sandwich!
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The shovel
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
The rotation of earth
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I would avoid the sushi
How many apples grow on a tree
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