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Lawyers Jokes: How Are Lawyers Like Whores
How are lawyers like whores?
They both get paid to screw people!
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
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A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
Justice is a dish best served cold
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
What do you call parachuting lawyers
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
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