4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ Paper Or Plastic
Dad Jokes: Paper Or Plastic
Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
Next Joke:
Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Make me a sandwich!
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I've got a great joke about construction
How many apples grow on a tree
I just watched a program about beavers
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Help Stamp Out, Eliminate And Abolish Redundancy
Can you put the cat out
My Girlfriend Started Smoking, So I Slowed Down And Applied
If Everyone Was Like You The Human Race Would Lose
Women Dream Of World Peace, A Safe Environment, And Eliminating
A Book Just Fell On My Head. I've Only
Yo mamma so dumb when she fell out of a
What do you call a basement full of blondes
Q:What Is The Population Of Antarctica A: All White
A kentucky family took a vacation to new york city