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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
These are
10 animal jokes
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Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea
There were three roasters
One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
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