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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
Three men went to hell
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
Making comparisons 2
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
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