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Dad Jokes: I Had A Neck Brace Fitted
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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A furniture store keeps calling me
Sorry about your wait
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