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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
How do I look?
How many apples grow on a tree
I made a pencil with two erasers
Hey I was thinking
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
What's brown and sticky
Can you put the cat out
Paper or plastic?
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
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