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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Hey I was thinking
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fat psychic
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Can you put the cat out
People say they pick their nose
People don't like having to bend over
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