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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How do I look?
People don't like having to bend over
Make me a sandwich!
Can you put my shoes on
Hey I was thinking
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Dads 50th birthday card
I made a pencil with two erasers
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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