Home / Funny jokes / One Liner Jokes / If A Turtle Doesn't Have

One Liner Jokes: If A Turtle Doesn't Have

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses
• If Everything Seems To Be Coming Your Way, You're
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• The Good Lord Didn't Create Anything Without A Purpose
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Q: How Does A Blonde Turn The Lights On In
• Why Do People Litter? Because They Dont Take The Litter
• I Was About To Crack A Joke On Boxers; Now
• When I Was Young I Did Stupid Things Because I
• What Do Lifesavers Do That A Man Can't? Come
• Women Might Be Able To Fake Orgasms. But Men Can
• If A Woman Is Cold As A Fish, A Man
• Why Kill Time When You Can Make It Work For
• My Parents Are From Glasgow Which Means They're Incredibly
• I Saw A Sign That Said "Watch For Children" And

Other categories:
Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama

Funny jokes

• I'm A Humble Person, Really. I'm Actually Much
• If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole, I'd
• A young businessman had just started his own firm
• How Do You Keep Your Husband From Reading Your E
• A Mexican, A Black Boy, And A White Boy, They
• What Do You Call A Nun In A Wheelchair? Virgin
• Artificial Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity
• Did You Hear About The Bonfire? I Heard It Was
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• What do a blonde and a car have in common