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One Liner Jokes: There Are No Winners In Life
There are no winners in life...only survivors.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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Does Your Skin Feel Burnt? Because I Think You Must
Haikus Are Easy. But Sometimes They Don't Make Sense
If You Enjoy Arguing About Lunches At 6 AM I
My Cat Constantly Looks At Me Like I Asked Her
There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe
I Haven't Slept For Three Days, Because That Would
Children In The Back Seats Of Cars Cause Accidents, But
Why Are Teachers Happy At Halloween Parties? Because There Is
My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To
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